Socialist Guy!

The exchange below was posted on the thread entitled Q&A at the loony far-left blog Lenin's Tomb.



[My post]
Mr. Seymour drives his Marxist steamroller through another topic, and as usual the results are flat.

Yours sincerely,
The Count etc. etc.

p.s. I read an interesting post here yesterday by a certain "John in Vientiane" in which he praised the "Marxist-Leninist honesty" and "iron logic" of Comrade Seymour. Rather bizarrely, this post was purged; why was that? [sniggers like Mutley in the Wacky Races]

[Response from another poster at Lenin’s Tomb]
Because John in Vientiane accidentally sent nude photos of himself and Geert Wilders bleaching their hair together attached to his post. I don't think that dying your pubes has anything to do with France do YOU John?
Thames water tea | 5 Mar, 01:26 | #

[My post]
Thames water tea, I sent the pictures on purpose not accidentally as you so erroneously claim. Incidentally, Geert also sent copies to Lord Ahmed, he thought they might keep him amused during his long days in prison.

Yours sincerely,
The Count etc. etc.

[My post]
Have you seen on Youtube the douche bag George Galloway interview Mr. Seymour about his new book? It's a scream, even funnier than an episode of Little Britain. Listening to Galloway pronounce "Murrr durrr" as in the "Liberal defence of murrr durrr" with his ridiculously affected proletarian Glaswegian accent is hilarious.

I'm thinking of writing to the BBC to suggest that Galloway be made into a character on Little Britain; after all, the man is a parody of himself.

Yours sincerely,
The Count etc. etc.

[Response from another poster at Lenin’s Tomb]
You're not funny you're just a fuck wit count!
SGuy | 5 Mar, 02:17 | #

[My post]
SGuy, but you certainly are funny! At least I'm laughing! I know I shouldn't mock the afflicted, but you should start getting treatment for Tourettes syndrome.

And what does the "S" stand for in "SGuy"? I bet it's "socialist", right? "Socialist Guy"; now that is funny, even more so because I bet you take yourself very seriously. Is "Socialist Guy" the next step up on the evolution ladder? "Homo Socialist Worker" with a smaller cranial capacity than "Homo Sapiens" but with extra large hands for holding placards and extra large voice boxes for shouting empty slogans.

Yours playfully,
The Count etc. etc.

[Responses from other posters at Lenin’s Tomb]
You're not funny you're just a fuck wit count!
SGuy | 5 Mar, 02:17 | #

Actually, SGuy, he's a no account.
Jay Vos | Homepage | 5 Mar, 05:55 | #

What a pathetic come back from the count! Of course what else does he have, he doesnt know anything about socialism or capitalism he just regurgitates right wing nonsense. Hurray for Israel, Yay Gitmo, he has no brain capacity he's a Bushite zombie!

oh yes count take a bite of a reality sandwhich at some stage, people actually use swear words shock horror! once again youre a fuck wit!
SGuy | 5 Mar, 06:17 | #

[My post]
SGuy, looks like you've a serious dose of the "Trots"; you are just such a stereotypical bloody-minded intolerant slogan-stuffed Trotskyite (or should that be troglodyte?). Judging by your silly, arrogant and presumptuous comments, I guess you're some gruesome spotty-faced Marxist activitist in his late teens who thinks he has all the answers. Given my past history, and what I have experienced in my life, it is indeed ironic that you assert that "I know nothing about Marxism"; I know more about it than you could ever imagine.

A Case of the Trots.

With typical Marxist-Leninist honesty and iron logic, Comrade Seymour has once again here written another fine piece exposing the internal contradictions within the capitalist system. Working people everywhere are now enslaved, debt-ridden and ever-more exposed to uncertainty and exploitation because of the actions of the big-capital magnates, oligarchs and their running dogs in the so-called democratic states of the developed world and elsewhere. When one day the history of the peoples and their heroic struggle to establish a new world order based on the sound scientific principles of democratic socialism, in short, people's power, is written surely Comrade Seymour will feature prominently in it. Comrade Seymour has shown himself to be a worthy successor to the Great Lenin, whose shining example of selfless revolutionary struggle is indelibly burned into the hearts and minds of socialists and progressive peoples everywhere. Comrade Seymour’s blog, Lenin’s Tomb, has become a shining beacon, a lodestar for which comrades from everywhere can chart the course of their respective revolutionary struggles; it has also become a meeting place, a backroom where comrades can exchange ideas, analysis and compare notes with the regard to the state of the revolutionary struggle in their respective parts of the world.

Honest people, and the peoples of the world, draw their working conclusions from history, and the mud slung by the renegades, the infantile pseudo-Marxists and the trolls will soon be falling back in their faces.

Comrade Seymour, I salute you, I salute your perspicacity, your indefatigability and your principled stand against the enemies of working people everywhere.

John in Vientiane

Lost in Translation?

A flight of fancy or a false memory perhaps? Nevertheless, there must be some element of truth in this rather whimsical short post I wrote in response to the piece entitled Fame at the far-left blog Lenin's Tomb. Bizarrely, even this post was eventually deleted from Lenin's Tomb; maybe just in case there is a dangerous counter-revolutionary message encoded somewhere within it.

In the 1970s, when I worked for the foreign-language section of Radio Tirana, I had a colleague who was tasked with translating Comrade Enver Hoxha's classic "Euro-communism is Anti-communism" into Danish. Copies of the book were later presented as gifts to a visiting delegation from the Revolutionary Communist Party of Denmark (Marxist-Leninist). What my former colleague would have given at that time for the Microsoft Word translation feature! And to think, the final result using such a tool would have been just as pellucid and intelligible as his actual translation! I also recall Hoxha's widow, Nexhmije Hoxha, presented him with a bottle of five-star Albanian cognac for his efforts.

A false memory? It must have been implanted during an alien abduction.

It's "Murrr Durrr !!!"

I've just watched George Galloway interview Mr. Richard Seymour about his new book, The Liberal Defence of Murder, on Youtube, and one of the things that struck me about the interview was George Galloway's exaggerated Glaswegian accent; he sounded like a cross between Rab C. Nesbitt and Taggart. The way Galloway says "murrr durrr", as in the liberal defence of "murrr durrr", is a wonder to behold. Is Galloway deliberately overdoing his regional accent in order to bolster his working-class credentials? Well, I do believe he is. I remember when he addressed Saddam Hussein, expressing his admiration for the dictator's "indefatigability", that it was not spoken as if directed at a bartender in Maryhill. So, is Galloway guilty of verbal fraud as well as the political variety? I think so!

What's Sauce For The Goose Is Sauce For The Gander

The piece below was posted by myself in the toxic far-left blog Lenin's Tomb in response to a piece about the comedian Bill Hicks, specifically with regard to how his jokes about Christ and Christians are viewed by the Islamo-Marxists as acceptable in contrast to the awe and respect they reserve for Islam where anything else is not tolerated. (Incidentally, I am not a practicing Christian).

I see that making jokes about Christians and their beliefs is acceptable. A statement about having a centrefold in Deuteronomy is fine. But what happens if someone starts making stereotypical jokes about Muslims, Islam and the Koran? Oh, I see that's racist bigotry, quite apart from putting the comedian's life in mortal danger. It would also spark lethal riots and demands for "respect" in the Islamic world. Whilst in the west, self-righteous pricks from the toxic far-left (if the cap fits, wear it) and nihilistic liberals would start screaming about "Islamophobia" and the need for "respect".

The Count of Monte Cristo in a Bubble Car owns a Teddy Bear called Mohamed

UPDATE: Apart from my post being deleted, the following is a response to it at Lenin's Tomb from a certain "sophie j" (note that semi-illiteracy of the poster in question):
"well count of Monte Cristo in a bub, your twisted comment above just goes to show what a nasty, twisted and racist idiot u r. Now Piss off."
Sophie J | 2 Mar, 07:02 | #

Binyam Mohamed: The Loony Left's New Poster Boy

In response to the following article at the loony far-left blog Lenin's Tomb:

Thursday, February 26, 2009
In the gulag for reading satire posted by lenin

Binyam Mohamed was kidnapped, tortured, mutilated and locked up in Kabul, Bagram, and Guantanamo Bay for almost seven years because he read a satirical article on the internet.

Labels: 'war on terror', bagram, cia, guantanamo, rendition, torture

I wrote the following:

Why doesn't it surprise me that someone like Binyam Mohamed should turn out to be the new poster boy for you lot? He ticks all the right boxes, doesn't he? Of course, you accept everything that he says about his alleged torture as the gospel truth because it matches your distorted ideological-driven world view. Whatever the circumstances of his original visit to Pakistan/Afghanistan (now a rite of passage for Islamists from all over the world, especially British-born Pakistani ones) what is certain is that he entered as you put it the American "gulag" (a word Marxists should use with care) and came out alive. This is in stark contrast to the fate that awaits anyone captured by Islamist fighters. At least the Americans didn't behead him, and then put the ghastly spectacle on the internet for the whole world to see. Compare this with, for example, what those Pakistani Islamist bastards did to the American journalist Daniel Pearl in 2002. They beheaded him slowly, to a frenzied chorus of "Allah Ahkbar", and then put video of the whole ghastly spectacle onto the internet. These are the type of people amongst those being held in Guatanomo, but you lot want them all released so that they can run amok and sow their seeds of destruction and mayhem against the western world. Why? Because you have common cause with them; or in the words of that old Rolling Stone's classic, you have sympathy with the devil. In fact, your association with the Islamist devil is more than sympathetic, it's positively Faustian. And when a dirty bomb is exploded in some major European city by Islamist terrorists, who were either released from custody or not taken into custody lest it violate their "human rights", I really hope some of you ideological pricks are around to get your share of the Strontium 90.

Introducing Cristos: The Barely-Literate Radical Sixth-Former

Posted at the blog Lenin's tomb under the nom-de-plume of Cristos (the barely literate radical sixth former).

hi guys. thought i'd bring u all up to speed on the canteen occupation to show our solidarity and support for the palestinians. at my 6th form college we have had a sit in in the school's kitchen for the past week, and we're now threatening to extend it to include the library as well unless the zionist entity backs off from its total genocide against the palestinians and other arabs. check out my blog for pictures of the occupation.

i'm sure glad i've found this blog cause you guys are so radical and smart. when i get to uni next year i plan to join the socialist workers party because i am a communist and anti-imperialist. i no u guys like trostsky mainly and my history teacher said that stalin was a bad guy, but have u seen stalin on youtube. he is so cool and sure dealt well with those nazis, just like we should be doing with the zionists. when i'm at uni i'm thinking also that i might convert to islam cause those guys are so radical and don't take shit from anyone, specially the yanks.

anyway guys, revolutionary and fraternal greetings and please be sure to check out my blog for some cool pictures of our canteen occupation.

cheers
Cristos


Below posted in the thread Obama's Props



jabar, i agree with lenin cause obama is just another yankee imperialist like the bush babe. not only does obama do nothing about the zionist entity's like total genocide against hamas but now he wants to start a war against the korean peoples democratic republic. i hope the koreans stand up for their freedom and show them yankees the door just like what happened in iraq and panama. at least pakistan is standing up to yankee imperialism by implementing shariah law in the swat valley. i'm reading uncle tom's cabin in my a-level english class and seriously obama is just like Uncle Tom, with the military industrial complex as simon legree.

Cheers
Cristos
(Occupation of school canteen in solidarity with the palestinians is now in its eight day. check out my website for pictures)

Lenin's Tomb: Censored Tales From The Crypt

Two responses to articles appearing on the far-left blog: Lenin's Tomb. I hasten to add that Lenin, like his historical namesake, will not tolerate any views significantly different from his own; my posts are usually removed within minutes.

Firstly, in response to:
The more things change, the more New Labour stays the same posted by lenin (Tuesday, February 24, 2009).

I wrote:

"Latte-moustached" Secretary of State for Business Peter Mandelson. Is this some gross homophobic joke? I hope not.

Well, as for haughtiness, arrogance and elitism, indeed, I can see it in bucket loads here. For a start, how about trying to see if the average British working-class person thinks that the campaign "British jobs for British workers" is "bollocks". I suggest that you walk into any working man's club, and put this sentiment to them. What's that you say? It's because, unlike yourself, they don't understand the issues (refer to the first sentence in this paragraph).

Pseudo-populism (now there's an elitist term to bamboozle the working classes) if it has any intelligible meaning as a term it is something I would associate with the Socialist Workers' (sic) Party. This unelectable party claims to champion the workers, but in reality its membership comprises mainly elitist know-alls or snotty-nosed student know-nowts who despise Britain on so many levels and never miss an opportunity to side with those who wish us ill.

Secondly, in response to
Streets of Rage posted by lenin (Monday, February 23, 2009).

In particular, to the post
"Encouraging the BNP - up to a point - and encouraging Islamophobia - again, at least up to a point - is clearly part of the ruling-class game plan."
Faust | Homepage | 24 Feb, 17:27 | #

I wrote:

Faust, your moniker is quite apposite given that you have intellectually entered into a compact with devilish Islamic extremism.

As for encouraging Islamophobia (the stupidest, nay the most irritating word in the far-left's voluminous but ultimately vacuous lexicon) would that include banning the good Mr. Wilders from entering the country to show his film?

And now that you've got me going, and because I'm something of a pedant, I'd like you to tell me what is the definition of "Islamophobia", giving me a sense of what this word means other than a direct transliteration of its two component parts. Then when you have done that, could you please tell a simpleton like myself why there is no such thing as "Hinduphobia", "Buddhistphobia", "Zoroastrianophobia", "Judao-phobia" (aka anti-Semitism, something quite a few people here feel even some Quisling anti-Israeli Jews themselves) or even "Christianophobia". But hang on a moment, I've tripped over my own argument because one could actually apply these terms to much of the Islamic world. Funny enough, only last night I was speaking to a Hindu colleague from Malaysia who told me of the "Hinduphobia" that exists in Islamic Malaysia. Now I know that you're going to say that an "Islamophobe" is actually someone who dares to point out what I have just said, n'cest pas?

Lenin Ron Hubbard and the Church of Leninology

Lenin Ron Hubbard, founder of an extreme sect known as the Church of Leninology, has recently published a book (see previous blog entry) in which he claims that all of mankind's woes can be traced to the activities of an evil galactic imperialist empire. Though some critics dismiss his religious insights as mere science fiction and fantasy, Lenin Ron Hubbard has managed to create something of a cult following amongst a small group of acolytes, all eager to practice his own particular brand of left-wing group think.

Amongst Lenin Ron Hubbard's sometimes bizarre claims is that in a previous incarnation he was a Proddy-oid, a non-human life form, from the distant planet of Hibernia.

Lenin Ron Hubbard, aged 22, lives in Essex with his partner Mirjana Markovic, widow of the late Yugoslav President, Slobodan Milosevic.

[Follow up post on Lenin's Blog] I demand a delicious Monte Cristo sandwich now! Crosley Bendix | 24 Feb, 05:50 | #

[My Response]
Crosley Bendix, this is the second slice, and you are the delicious filling!

Lenin Ron Hubbard's latest book is entitled "Dying Ethics", and already plans are afoot to have it translated into Serbo-Croat. The official book launch took place recently on a rather dreary wet afternoon in front of a newspaper kiosk in Belgrade. Lenin Ron Hubbard was accompanied at the event by his partner, Mirjana Markovic. She explained how the principles in the book exonerated her late husband, and that she hoped it would bring others the same peace of mind it had brought her.

Dear Lenin... (A repository of deleted posts from the blog: Lenin's Tomb)

Dear Lenny,

Congratulations on your new book. But as for the "off-colour" jokes at its launch, I do hope they were Islamo-friendly ones, unlike say the following: "How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: none, because they'd all rather sit in the dark and blame the Jews". (Apologies if you've heard it before.)

Lenny, as for plenty of booze being on offer, surely this is not going to down well with your Islamist/Respect friends? After all, Anjem Choudary recently called for people who get drunk to be flogged. The mad bonkers Islamist said anyone becoming intoxicated by alcohol should be given 40 lashes in public and claimed that alcohol was "the root of all evil". Meanwhile, another mad bonkers Islamist, Abu Qatada, who in 1999 said it was Jews who in fact were the root of all evil and called for their killing, has just been awarded 2,500 pounds for violation of his "human rights". No further comment needed, I'm sure you'll agree.

But wouldn't it have been fascinating if Enver Hoxha (whose surname means something like Imam in Albanian) was still alive to see this coalescence of Marxism and Islamism? What would the Stalinist atheist of Muslim heritage have made of the "respect" shown these days by Marxists, and the left in general, towards the "religion of peace"? And what of the antinomy (and great unmentionable in the Islamo-Marxist marriage of convenience) that was, and is, the left's pro-Serbian stance and rejection of US/Nato support for Albanian/Muslim self-determination in the Balkans? He and others of his ilk who have since departed this world, must be positively spinning in their graves trying to make sense of it all. I suspect, however, that Lenin would have been more approving of the Islamo-Marxist alliance, the wily murderous tyrant was pragmatic in this respect. So, you can rest assured that you and your coreligionists/comrades are probably following the same trail that your ideological hero would have taken. Isn't it a comforting thought to know that at least Lenin won't be spinning in his tomb?

Yours Sincerely,
The Count of Monte Cristo in a Bubble Car.

UPDATE 1:
This post, and subsequent ones (none of which were abusive) were deleted by Lenin, and replaced with the expression "Puerile drivel deleted". In other words, he lost the argument.

Anyway, here is part of a subsequent post I made and managed to save before it was deleted: "Apologies: I'm typing too quickly in response to Lenin's purges. And I can see that he purges very frequently.

...I wouldn't be surprised to find Laura Booth dressed up as Fagan at your next demo. By the way, you'll recognise me: I'll be the one dressed up as Bin Laden, but with my underpants outside my dish-dash-ah.

P.S. Lenny, I can see some similarities between your desire to silence those holding a different worldview to yourself and the actions of your historical namesake. Are you sure the name Lenin isn't going to your head? Have you grown a van-Dyke beard and are you currently sitting in a wheelchair with a blanket over your lap?"

UPDATE 2:
That boy Lenin loves Abu Qatada and all his works. I should add also: that boy Lenin loves the rebarbative Abu Qatada and those of a similar ilk.

As for your musing as to what a police state would look like, why not try taking communist Cuba or the DPRK as contemporary examples, or look back to any of the former dystopic communist states?

And why is that those on the far-left, generally speaking, can never debate issues with those who challenge their views? Are they scared of hearing uncomfortable truths that they can't handle? Take for example this post, which will soon dissapear like a dew drop in the morning sun; rather like a dissenting voice in a Marxist police state, or an outspoken and uncowed infidel in an Islamic theocracy don't you think?

(The above post was removed from Lenin's blog about three minutes after it was posted)

UPDATE 3:
Lenny, I've just read a review of your book over in the blog "Harry's Place". It seems that more appropriate title for your book would have been "In Defence of the Milosevic regime and Serb ethnic-cleansing".

The comments beneath the review in Harry's Place also make for a very interesting and very entertaining read [at this point, the Count of Monte Cristo in a Bubble Car sniggers like Mutley from the Wacky Races].

And as one of the people commenting on the review said, since when have Marxist Leninists been worried about murder? Valid point, eh?

Rage Boy and Voltaire

Our best weapons against Islamic extremism, poisonous Islamo-Marxism as well as "moderate" Shariah creep are mockery and derision. Laughter may well be the best medicine, but it might also be the best weapon. Being on the receiving end of a short burst of derisory laughter never harmed anyone in the long run, but it may well just jolt a long-held silly belief out of joint long enough to induce a bit of much-needed introspection. What, for example, do you do with a crowd of chanting, angry, bearded men upset to the point of apoplexy that someone has given a teddy bear the same name as their beloved prophet, or has drawn a cartoon or written a book which someone has told them insults their beloved prophet? Apologise? Attempt to reason with them? Invite them, albeit rather belatedly, to join the Age of the Enlightenment (whilst keeping quiet for the time being about Voltaire's misgivings with regard to their prophet)? Maybe some, or all, of those things can come later; but first of all you should point an accusatory finger at them followed by a burst of raucous laughter, heavily laced with double-helpings of scorn and derision, and then (if you happen to be in their vicinity) run like hell. Yours will be a victory to savour (if you manage to survive).

George Galloway: The Only Infidel In The Village?

Mad bonkers moonbat George Galloway is at it again! The old romantic tyrant-lover (especially indefatigable ones!) has been calling on fellow moonbats to send St. Valentine's Day cards to Gaza. But has anyone bothered to tell the daft dhimmi-wannabee that most Islamic scholars get themselves worked up into a frenzy about how the celebration of St. Valentine's Day is distinctly "un-Islamic" and should be stamped out? Or maybe gorgeous George (as he was once called during his halcyon playboy days in Glasgow as a Labour-party MP) thinks he can play the "only infidel in the village" to his Islamist buddies inside and outside the Islamo-Marxist "Respect" Party (who secretly like to have a good giggle about him behind his back, and rightly so). Why, silly Islamic scholars (my favourite oxymoron) even moved the authorities in Saudi Arabia to recently ban red roses and other red items to prevent celebrations of the day. But let's hope the essential consignment of St. Valentine's Day cards sent to Gaza managed not only to avoid Islamic censorship, but also did not suffer the same fate as much of the other aid sent to Gaza, namely to be plundered and stolen by the Islamist killjoys (or should that just be killers?) of Hamas: the preferred Islamist terrorist organization of sophisticated nuanced anti-Semites the world over (well didn't you know they run kindergartens and hospitals as well? After all, such places make splendid sites for launching missiles).

The Hamas-Dalek Convention

Only days after Britain's pusillanimous Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, caved into threats from the text-while-you-drive Lord "I'm-mad" Ahmed, and stopped the wonderful Geert Wilders, an elected European parliamentarian, from entering the UK, Muslim Brotherhood leaders held a Hamas Hatefest in London on February 15th, 2009. (For more details click here).

When I picture the motley bunch mentioned in the blog-link above, I am transported far back to my childhood: Saturday evenings in front of the television set watching Dr. Who with the Daleks screaming “Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!” in a terrifying frenzied metallic chorus of hate. And they say that all science-fiction will eventually one day become science-fact; well, we clearly now have the Daleks but where is our Dr. Who? We need a Time Lord fast because lord knows we are chronologically-challenged, time is running out for dealing with the harrying Islamism spilling into almost every aspect of our daily lives.