Socialist Guy!

The exchange below was posted on the thread entitled Q&A at the loony far-left blog Lenin's Tomb.



[My post]
Mr. Seymour drives his Marxist steamroller through another topic, and as usual the results are flat.

Yours sincerely,
The Count etc. etc.

p.s. I read an interesting post here yesterday by a certain "John in Vientiane" in which he praised the "Marxist-Leninist honesty" and "iron logic" of Comrade Seymour. Rather bizarrely, this post was purged; why was that? [sniggers like Mutley in the Wacky Races]

[Response from another poster at Lenin’s Tomb]
Because John in Vientiane accidentally sent nude photos of himself and Geert Wilders bleaching their hair together attached to his post. I don't think that dying your pubes has anything to do with France do YOU John?
Thames water tea | 5 Mar, 01:26 | #

[My post]
Thames water tea, I sent the pictures on purpose not accidentally as you so erroneously claim. Incidentally, Geert also sent copies to Lord Ahmed, he thought they might keep him amused during his long days in prison.

Yours sincerely,
The Count etc. etc.

[My post]
Have you seen on Youtube the douche bag George Galloway interview Mr. Seymour about his new book? It's a scream, even funnier than an episode of Little Britain. Listening to Galloway pronounce "Murrr durrr" as in the "Liberal defence of murrr durrr" with his ridiculously affected proletarian Glaswegian accent is hilarious.

I'm thinking of writing to the BBC to suggest that Galloway be made into a character on Little Britain; after all, the man is a parody of himself.

Yours sincerely,
The Count etc. etc.

[Response from another poster at Lenin’s Tomb]
You're not funny you're just a fuck wit count!
SGuy | 5 Mar, 02:17 | #

[My post]
SGuy, but you certainly are funny! At least I'm laughing! I know I shouldn't mock the afflicted, but you should start getting treatment for Tourettes syndrome.

And what does the "S" stand for in "SGuy"? I bet it's "socialist", right? "Socialist Guy"; now that is funny, even more so because I bet you take yourself very seriously. Is "Socialist Guy" the next step up on the evolution ladder? "Homo Socialist Worker" with a smaller cranial capacity than "Homo Sapiens" but with extra large hands for holding placards and extra large voice boxes for shouting empty slogans.

Yours playfully,
The Count etc. etc.

[Responses from other posters at Lenin’s Tomb]
You're not funny you're just a fuck wit count!
SGuy | 5 Mar, 02:17 | #

Actually, SGuy, he's a no account.
Jay Vos | Homepage | 5 Mar, 05:55 | #

What a pathetic come back from the count! Of course what else does he have, he doesnt know anything about socialism or capitalism he just regurgitates right wing nonsense. Hurray for Israel, Yay Gitmo, he has no brain capacity he's a Bushite zombie!

oh yes count take a bite of a reality sandwhich at some stage, people actually use swear words shock horror! once again youre a fuck wit!
SGuy | 5 Mar, 06:17 | #

[My post]
SGuy, looks like you've a serious dose of the "Trots"; you are just such a stereotypical bloody-minded intolerant slogan-stuffed Trotskyite (or should that be troglodyte?). Judging by your silly, arrogant and presumptuous comments, I guess you're some gruesome spotty-faced Marxist activitist in his late teens who thinks he has all the answers. Given my past history, and what I have experienced in my life, it is indeed ironic that you assert that "I know nothing about Marxism"; I know more about it than you could ever imagine.