Dear Lenny,
Congratulations on your new book. But as for the "off-colour" jokes at its launch, I do hope they were Islamo-friendly ones, unlike say the following: "How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: none, because they'd all rather sit in the dark and blame the Jews". (Apologies if you've heard it before.)
Lenny, as for plenty of booze being on offer, surely this is not going to down well with your Islamist/Respect friends? After all, Anjem Choudary recently called for people who get drunk to be flogged. The mad bonkers Islamist said anyone becoming intoxicated by alcohol should be given 40 lashes in public and claimed that alcohol was "the root of all evil". Meanwhile, another mad bonkers Islamist, Abu Qatada, who in 1999 said it was Jews who in fact were the root of all evil and called for their killing, has just been awarded 2,500 pounds for violation of his "human rights". No further comment needed, I'm sure you'll agree.
But wouldn't it have been fascinating if Enver Hoxha (whose surname means something like Imam in Albanian) was still alive to see this coalescence of Marxism and Islamism? What would the Stalinist atheist of Muslim heritage have made of the "respect" shown these days by Marxists, and the left in general, towards the "religion of peace"? And what of the antinomy (and great unmentionable in the Islamo-Marxist marriage of convenience) that was, and is, the left's pro-Serbian stance and rejection of US/Nato support for Albanian/Muslim self-determination in the Balkans? He and others of his ilk who have since departed this world, must be positively spinning in their graves trying to make sense of it all. I suspect, however, that Lenin would have been more approving of the Islamo-Marxist alliance, the wily murderous tyrant was pragmatic in this respect. So, you can rest assured that you and your coreligionists/comrades are probably following the same trail that your ideological hero would have taken. Isn't it a comforting thought to know that at least Lenin won't be spinning in his tomb?
Yours Sincerely,
The Count of Monte Cristo in a Bubble Car.
UPDATE 1:
This post, and subsequent ones (none of which were abusive) were deleted by Lenin, and replaced with the expression "Puerile drivel deleted". In other words, he lost the argument.
Anyway, here is part of a subsequent post I made and managed to save before it was deleted: "Apologies: I'm typing too quickly in response to Lenin's purges. And I can see that he purges very frequently.
...I wouldn't be surprised to find Laura Booth dressed up as Fagan at your next demo. By the way, you'll recognise me: I'll be the one dressed up as Bin Laden, but with my underpants outside my dish-dash-ah.
P.S. Lenny, I can see some similarities between your desire to silence those holding a different worldview to yourself and the actions of your historical namesake. Are you sure the name Lenin isn't going to your head? Have you grown a van-Dyke beard and are you currently sitting in a wheelchair with a blanket over your lap?"
UPDATE 2:
That boy Lenin loves Abu Qatada and all his works. I should add also: that boy Lenin loves the rebarbative Abu Qatada and those of a similar ilk.
As for your musing as to what a police state would look like, why not try taking communist Cuba or the DPRK as contemporary examples, or look back to any of the former dystopic communist states?
And why is that those on the far-left, generally speaking, can never debate issues with those who challenge their views? Are they scared of hearing uncomfortable truths that they can't handle? Take for example this post, which will soon dissapear like a dew drop in the morning sun; rather like a dissenting voice in a Marxist police state, or an outspoken and uncowed infidel in an Islamic theocracy don't you think?
(The above post was removed from Lenin's blog about three minutes after it was posted)
UPDATE 3:
Lenny, I've just read a review of your book over in the blog "Harry's Place". It seems that more appropriate title for your book would have been "In Defence of the Milosevic regime and Serb ethnic-cleansing".
The comments beneath the review in Harry's Place also make for a very interesting and very entertaining read [at this point, the Count of Monte Cristo in a Bubble Car sniggers like Mutley from the Wacky Races].
And as one of the people commenting on the review said, since when have Marxist Leninists been worried about murder? Valid point, eh?
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