Lenin Ron Hubbard and the Church of Leninology

Lenin Ron Hubbard, founder of an extreme sect known as the Church of Leninology, has recently published a book (see previous blog entry) in which he claims that all of mankind's woes can be traced to the activities of an evil galactic imperialist empire. Though some critics dismiss his religious insights as mere science fiction and fantasy, Lenin Ron Hubbard has managed to create something of a cult following amongst a small group of acolytes, all eager to practice his own particular brand of left-wing group think.

Amongst Lenin Ron Hubbard's sometimes bizarre claims is that in a previous incarnation he was a Proddy-oid, a non-human life form, from the distant planet of Hibernia.

Lenin Ron Hubbard, aged 22, lives in Essex with his partner Mirjana Markovic, widow of the late Yugoslav President, Slobodan Milosevic.

[Follow up post on Lenin's Blog] I demand a delicious Monte Cristo sandwich now! Crosley Bendix | 24 Feb, 05:50 | #

[My Response]
Crosley Bendix, this is the second slice, and you are the delicious filling!

Lenin Ron Hubbard's latest book is entitled "Dying Ethics", and already plans are afoot to have it translated into Serbo-Croat. The official book launch took place recently on a rather dreary wet afternoon in front of a newspaper kiosk in Belgrade. Lenin Ron Hubbard was accompanied at the event by his partner, Mirjana Markovic. She explained how the principles in the book exonerated her late husband, and that she hoped it would bring others the same peace of mind it had brought her.